You okay dad?
Dad: Hoes be like "New year, New me" No bitch more like "New year, New D"
Me: You okay Craig?
Dad: Noooooooo Craig here. But I want you to marry Tony Perry!
Me: Why is that?
Dad: Because his funny and can play the guitar!
Me: And his hot aye?
Dad: I'm no lesbian kaitlyn
Me: Umm Tony isn't a girl and neither are you?
Dad: TONY PERRY IS NOT A GIRL!
Me: I know that.
Dad: Tony texted me this morning saying "I love you" 5 seconds later he said "Wrong person lol" WE NEED TO GO SEE PIERCE THE VEIL!
Me: I know dad
Dad: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Haha thank you, You should come off anonymous and message me? (: x